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Surprise Dutch Oven 

The act of farting under the covers, well knowing that your parent is coming to bed. When your partner enters the bed, he/she pulls up the covers and is surpised by the face full of busted ass.
(boy friends farts under covers)
(girls lifts covers and enters bed)

Girl: OH MY GOD, WHAT DIED IN HERE!

Boy: Surprise Dutch oven baby!
Surprise Dutch Oven by Vixen_T January 24, 2010
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double dutch 

A 12" record by Frankie Smith recorded in 1979 by Gene Leone at Alpha International Recording Studios in Philadelphia,PA that has sold over 2 million copied to date...
"Double Dutch Bus" and "Triple Dutch Bus" employed "Pig Latin" in the verses, that at the time, many kids were "speaking" so that their parents could not understand them. See example of Double Dutch Bus Pig Latin:
from Double Dutch Bus... "There's A Double Dutch Bus Coming Down The Street..."
"wilse ilsa nilsot milsoving!" ... means...
(We is not moving!)
- just add ils or ilsa to each word.
Double Dutch Bus - Pig Latin

Double Dump Dutch Rudder 

To men one sitting on top of the other,while faceing each other, on a toilet seat takeing a dump while performing a double dutch rudder
I went into the truck stop bathroom to find in a stall with no doors 2 dudes doing a double dump dutch rudder

Rooting for the Dutch 

"Rooting for the Dutch" is a term used when you know someone and/or something has no chance, but you still pull for it anyways. Created by rooting for the Dutch soccer and baseball teams which always play teams they have no business playing, and lose. Basically, you're rooting for the underdog who has no business even trying what they are about to attempt.
"Look at Dave trying to spit game, he has zero chance with that girl."
"Yeah I know. But hey, I'm still rooting for the Dutch."
Rooting for the Dutch by dfndub March 25, 2013

Covid Dutch Oven

Burping with your COVID-19 mask on and smelling your own breath. Requiring you to marinate in your burp juice.
Jim: *burps*
Chad: Yo did you taste that burp? must be a gnarly Covid Dutch oven under there.
Jim: You're damn right.
Covid Dutch Oven by mrchubhabub September 19, 2020

double dutch 

a very exhausting activity involving two or more persons. It occurs when the two or more participants each drop a deuce at the same time in adjacent bathroom stalls...a three person is a triple crown...four is completing the square, fab five, sixth sense, sail the seven seas, crazy eights, cloud nine, etc.
Bob and Tom double dutched after they ate five chili dogs a piece.
double dutch by Starrman October 18, 2006

Double Dutch 

To speak an unknown or foreign language; gobbledygook.
Sam: Ordent de sites in de Open Directory categorieën op basis van hun populariteit.

Joe: Stop speaking double Dutch!
Double Dutch by Dan Levy March 9, 2008