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dry pounded

Getting humped without being wet and him not using lube
Guy a: did you hook up with Stephanie?
Guy b: Yeah dude, she got fucking dry pounded!
by shamefuldaddy August 17, 2017
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Mild dry rub

Opposite of "hot sauce" indicating the presence of an STD causing ones genitalia to burn during urination when infected.
Unless you want your sausage to be covered in the"sauce" you don't really want to fuck Devilla. Nancy on the other hand is like mild dry rub, just as flavorful but without the after burn.
by Hidden truth is a lie November 19, 2023
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Congolese dry-beating

A masturbation act.

To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.

Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels
Skibidigyattsigma420: Wassup my fellow sigma rizzlers, wait, why isn't Joshua online, chat?

Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.
by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024
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Dry

When a chat is boring and there's not much drama or tea going on.
me: bro he's being so dry all of a sudden
grayson dolan: sucks man
by thiccassgrethan June 9, 2019
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dry dinner

An incredibly sexy person, who has a face that just turns you on for no reason. You feel the need to kiss them but your not quite sure why.
"See her, she looks like a right dry dinner
by Blackblindsman October 1, 2013
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dry

someone who does not get any pussy or play from females.
you: did you see jay jay mackin on that girl?
tha homie: ya, that dry ass foo tryin to get wet.
by MadMaxAveli October 26, 2017
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Mama dry

Mama dry: I am obama
You :no don’t come to my house
Mama dry:that’s it I’m coming to your house
You: (dies)
by Wes.the.poop November 20, 2023
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