crystal cock

When a man has been using speed and gets a rock hard erection.
"oh baby.... c'mon ov'r here and sit on my crystal cock and hit my bulby!"
by BarnMac May 09, 2008
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cock of the walk

n. status one may look forward to achieving once having applied more cowbell
by G0lluM May 20, 2005
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cock eyes

another word for round eyes of white people. some of them have dotted small round eyes that they look like a butt hole or cock hole.
"stop staring at me with your cock eyes. you're not helping your cock eyes any less small and round."
by Pink Piglette October 05, 2012
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Bull Cock

Large, Succulent, Powerful, ULtra Efficient penis offering maximum penetration and pleasure.
Man he really split me open last night, dont mess with his bull cock. I have to sit all day.
by Billy Spankmehard July 19, 2010
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cock in a sock

A place to stick ones dick (big or small) when in need of a place to jerk off when a load cannot be blown on the floor.
I was at my friends house and while everyone was sleeping I stuck my COCK IN A SOCK as to not batch on the rug.
by Nekima April 28, 2006
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Freelance Cock

When someone doesn't get any action for so long that they're penis is at anyones disposale, they will ahve sex with anyone
Yo Chris Hunt how's it going with the ladeez?

Man this shit wack i haven't got laid for so long I've now got a freelance cock
by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009
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