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ass clown

The feces that results when shame gorges itself on too much stupidity. A person who consistently disappoints in the most dramatic fashion they can manifest...in other words, at the crucial moment - he/she HAS to fuck everything up.
Of course Rudy burned the house down...what else would you expect from such an ass clown?
by hoity-toity March 11, 2009
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blow up the clown

we gotta get out of here before the attendant checks the bathroom.

i couldnt sit on that dirty toilet, had to blow up the clown in there
by abitasprings January 19, 2009
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Rodeo Clown

N - Someone who acts or dresses foolish to draw attention to oneself. Often this is done to draw attention away from others who might not enjoy the attention so much. If they are ignored, the acts get more and more outlandish.

Similar to how a clown at the rodeo draws the bull away from the cowboy.

The attention received is almost alway in the form of ridicule and laughter at the rodeo clown's expense.
As Jack was running off the field, he tripped on the foul line and landed in a heap. "What a rodeo clown!", said Don.
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ass clown

A tribe leader with roots in middle america. Tribe leaders adorned the donkeys upon which they rode with miniskirts and bells. The leaders would be known to splash donkey milk on their faces prior to battle with neighboring tribes to the east.
"Go back to Kansas, ya goddamn ass clown !"
by Nick "Fuckin" Cave January 30, 2004
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ass clown

A moron, idiot, basically just a complete fool.
JT Lambert is an ass clown. Merced is populated by nothing but ass clowns.
by Kent May 6, 2003
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Insane Clown Posse

-ICP is probably one of the most original and real people out there.They dont give two shits what people think of them.Hell they could have one fucken fan in the whole world and they wouldnt care.
-Unlike most artist the ICP dont care about the money. They dont care if there fans download there songs for free or dont buy there merchandise. They under stand that alot of there fan base might be poor and dont have money fore there cds and stuff.
-Both Vilent J and shaggy,the two mane clowns of ICP,grew up in detroit. They grew up poor with shity ass lifes. Now if they would have grew up two little rich white kids who lived in the suburbs then it would be a whole differnt story. But they didnt growe up like that but still became two fucken awsome people, and with out using MTV or stuff like that.
-Some people think that ICP has started some sort of evil cult. This is not true,and to the fans who think this you are fucken stupid and are a bunch of dumd asses. True the ICP songs are vilent but this vilence is toward people who deserve it. Like in the song Halls Of Illusion it shows people how they should of acted but fucked up there life and others life around them becouse of there abuse and anger towrd there friends wife and kids.
-ICP is not raciest,rednecks, or fags. They are agenst all of them exsept being gay of course unlike a few singers and rappers on MTV. They make there fans more than fans there family,homies, and of course juggalos.
-So weather u are down with the clown,faygo,the dark carnival or not dont hate people or music you dont know weather its rap,pop,hip hop or whatever.
Halls Of Illusion by Insane Clown Posse

Ticket please, thanks, walk through the door
Into the Halls Of Illusions, visit yours
And see what coulda and shoulda and woulda been real
But you had to fuck up tha whole deal

And when you get to tha end, you'll find a chair
With straps and chains, we slap you in there
Lock you down tight so you can't move a thread
And pull your eyelids up over your head
Cuz you're about to witness an illusionary dream
It's just to bad it ain't what it seems

You walk in and see two kids on the floor
They playin Nintendo and he's got tha high score
And sittin behind them chillin in a chair
Is your wife, when ya look, oh, you ain't there
It's some other man in the hand in hand
Now she looks so happy you don't understand
See this is an illusion, it never came true
All because of you!

Back to reality and what you're about
Your wife can't smile cuz ya knocked her teeth out
And she can't see straight from gettin hit
Cuz you're a fat fuckin drunk piece of shit
But it's all good here, come have a beer
I'll break the top off it and shove it in ya ear
And you're death comes wicked painful and slow
At tha hands of MILENKO!

Great Milenko, wave your wand
Don't look now, your life is gone
This is all because of you
What you got yourself into

Look who's next it's Mr. Clark
The dirty old man from the trailer park
You got your ticket? Thanks take your coat off
And later on, why not, I'll rip your throat off

And when you get to the end you'll find a chair
You see all the blood, yeah your boy was just here
We get all different kind of people comin through
Richies, chickens and bitches just like you
In the Halls everybody gets a turn
To sit and witness your illusion before you burn

What do we have here, oh yeah, no way
It looks like your kids and they okay
Your daughter's chillin up in college top grade
And your son's a fuckin doctor, phat paid
They got families and kids and it's all good
They even coach little league in the neighborhood
Is this true have ya really seen tha holy ghost?
Nah, bitch, not even close!

Back to reality your son's on crack
And your daughter's got nut stains on her back
And they both fuckin smell like shit
And live in the gutter and sell crack to each other
When they were kids you'd beat em and leave em home
And even whip em with the cord on the telephone
And that reminds me man hey ya gotta call
Watch your step to Hell...it's a long fall!
by Down with the Clown April 2, 2007
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Insane Clown Posse

A rap group that gets alot of crap from people who are no better then they are. If you don't like them then so be it, no one asked you to like them. The juggalos of the world get alot of crap from people to. They are people just every one else. Everyone has a right to live their own life, the way they want to.
Lo: I finally went to see Insane Clown Posse in concert. They were sick!
Hater: Ewwww you like them? You are a freak.
Lo: Hey, i don't hate when you talk about your lame music, so leave mine only biotch. Bump All Ya'll.
by justarealperson January 24, 2011
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