Decimal Child

When your family has an even number of children and there is not an exact middle child, the “middle children” are called decimal children. This is because there is no even number with a whole number as the exact middle. The middle of 4 is 2.5.

That family with 4 children has 2 decimal children. The “middle children”.

by Smollysmurph._. May 1, 2020

Child

A human that is younger than a teenager

The Child doesn't like the game.

by suqarings June 27, 2020

Victorian Child

A child from the Victorian era, used for making a point that something is utterly ridiculous. This is in reference to the idea that if they were shown the thing in question, they’d be in utter shock and possibly have something like a conniption or a stroke.

“Did you hear about the situation with Vitaly?”
“I swear, if you showed that guy’s content to a Victorian child they would have a heart attack and die on the spot.”

by Scarfkat April 18, 2025

child

a child is 1111111111999993393 iq

get here child

by chickennuggiez August 17, 2021

bar-child

A child at a bar due to others idiotic tendencies

Mom: you spent hafe your life at this bar
Me : ya im a bar-child

by Cottonclouds March 11, 2023

Childe

One of the many version of ed Sheeran.

Childe is the ed Sheeran of genshin impact.

by Weirdasbaji December 7, 2022

childes..gf

childes..gf Is a tiktoker who plays Genshin impact and is in love with a character named childe/tartaglia. She/they may as well be called a “Genshin adict”

Girl 1: Wow is that childes..gf ???
Girl 2: Yes!

Girl 1: I wish I was with childe! :(

by eulamainsupermacy July 2, 2021