Graham cracker

White Men who rewatch Lindsey Graham speeches to learn how to feign outrage.

Person 1: I do say, I do say that I am flabbergasted, FLABBERGASTED, that you will not shove this 8 inch dildo up my ass. In all my years in this relationship, I have never seen such a blatant example of self-serving grandstanding.

Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.

Person 1: Hmmm.

by Writing Hard March 24, 2022

Cracker

A white person specifically white people that have some type of hate against darker people

Look at that cracker

by Cra/cker March 5, 2021

Cracker

A term used for white slave owners who carried a whip

Don't get out of line or I will have to get the cracker .
Stupid white ass cracker ,yes I am a cracker I crack the whip

by Jesus juice 69 May 21, 2021

Cracker Barrel

An all-white household, usually with 4+ people taking up permanent residence.

Person A: What's your home life like?
Person B: It's a Cracker Barrel.

by ratchetsaysthings October 4, 2021

Cracker Bulb

A typical british person who often has a tendency to lisp and play a wide majority of Video games or complains about These So Called "Video Games" from time to time,

aw This Cracker Bulb Only Does it for the YtMoney

by All Most Oliver July 22, 2016

comfort cracker

When being racist towards white people,but in a nice way ;)

Duncan is my favorite comfort cracker

by OkamiKori April 28, 2022

Cracker Move

Any move that a cracker makes

Teddy made a BIG CRACKER MOVE today by canceling open lunch

by OG Crackerman March 31, 2022