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Childe

A boy with big thighs that catches every girl’s gaze within a minute but that doesn’t notice his charm because of his density.
Omg I fell in love with Childe. Just looking at him makes me wanna kms. D:
Come home Childe
by Mimicatte November 23, 2021
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Childe

Childe is a boy that’s sweet, nice, caring and charming but doesn’t notice it as he is dense. At first, Childe seems like an average guy but you will soon come to realize that his warmness makes him different from other people. Everybody needs someone like Childe
Girl1: I think I have a crush on Childe
Girl2: Really?!?! He seems pretty normal to me.
Girl1: You wouldn’t understand
by Mimicatte November 23, 2021
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Child Pornography

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Child Pornography.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025
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Rabies Child

A hilarious nickname for Twisted toodles. (Dandy’s World)
Person: uh oh, watch out goob, we’ve got the rabies child.
Goob: got it!
by MirakatFursona February 3, 2025
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Chilean Child Chipper

A figurative (idiom) school punishment for when a Chilean school child or school children. When a Chilean child or children at school act up, they get sent to a wood chipper specialized for children that grind every bit in their body. Figuratively, of course. It just means the corner. Don't ban me.
"If you shoot that spitball at me, you are getting thrown in the Chilean Child Chipper, young man!"
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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