doubley checked

who the fuck says that

Person 1: It's okay I doubley checked! It's right!

Person 2: Carol are you fucking okay what happened

Carol, crying: yes

by somethingwithanA January 9, 2021

My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021

check

1. to put someone in their place
2. to realize your current position in any of many situations
3. a useless piece of paper that boomers use to buy their yarn

best check yo self, before you reck yourself

by A.M.S. 101 January 24, 2021

Ball Check

When two homies check each others balls after sex.

Hey bro, ball check?
Sure bro

by Djspliyer January 27, 2021

Bruh Check

When one of your boys says something so goddamn stupid you involuntarily let out a "bruh", letting the said person know how fucking dumb the words that just came out of their mouth were.

Person C: "Bro Atlanta is spelled the same way forwards and backwards"
Person L: "Bruh"
Person M:"Yeah, imma have to hit you with a bruh check on that one cheif"

by Baller man February 7, 2021

Vibe check

when you check someone's vibe

person 1: yooo what is up my guy! VIBE CHECK!!! *reaches out hands*

person 2: yah vibe kk

by anonymous February 9, 2021

reality check

Posing as someone bigger than you actually are, in order to check whether that person likes you for who you really are,

i pulled a reality check on him.

by yousaidwriteapseudonym February 11, 2021