When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.
by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015
When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.
by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015
by ponyspank69 June 06, 2022
A person who metaphorically waves something in front of someones face that could result in feelings of inferiority or envy.
A person who is mocking someone's ability to not get something.
A person who is mocking someone's ability to not get something.
My sister was showing off her freedom to go out and party while I studied. What a candy dangler. LMAO
by Delisandwiches March 02, 2021
When you get a persistent air from a media agency after responding to their brief with all your efforts
In the aftermath of losing Sandy your media agency sales mastermind, when you lose a media agency response to a brief, you are encountering a 'no sandy no candy' moment. Hold the L.
by Sandysmate April 07, 2021
"Hey man, don't forget to take your sad boi candies before we leave."
"I got prescribed new sad boi candies last week and I'm feeling much happier!"
"I got prescribed new sad boi candies last week and I'm feeling much happier!"
by Pseudonaime October 03, 2023
by _plex March 11, 2024