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All-Madden Bullshit

When You Try your Hardest to win on all-madden, this is called all-madden bullshit. When your QB throws 6 INT'S One Game, Your RB Only gets 2 yards a play, The CPU Wide Reciever Catches every f*cking pass, The CPU QB Completes every F*cking pass, Etc Etc

P.S: This is only intended as a joke for pissed off all-madden users that constantly lose like me when The CPU Is doing less work and The User is doing all of the work.
Ex 1: Oh WTF Dude! That's my 4th INT. ALL-MADDEN BS!
EX 2: Damnit! Frank Gore Running over Javon Kearse. ALL MADDEN BS!
Ex 3: Holy Crap I'm Actually winning 7 to nothing on All-Madden! NOOOOOO! Kenny threw an INT at the goal line and they ran it back for six?!? ALL-MADDEN BS!

All-Madden Bullshit
by BigBusinessAllDay September 19, 2009
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Bullshit Baffles Brains

To talk or write absolute nonsense but do so with such conviction everyone comes to believe it unquestioningly.
Bullshit baffles brains is a technique used with great effect by modern politicians and the mainstream media.
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bully day

a happy or pretty decent day you agree to it by saying the following: bully, bully day, quite a bully day, bully bully, ect.
peter: are you having a bully day...? english man 1: bully english man 2: bully day
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A quintessential act of Australian alcoholism, whereby the subject wraps their lips around the entirety of the glass’s rim and blows out to create a natural form of suction and conceal the contents.

Next, the subject whips back their head back allowing the alcohol to rapidly enter the oesophagus and swallow accordingly.

A fail proof method of gaining respect amounts peers and causing audience unexpected urination.

Not to be confused with any weird sexual positions.

Coined by Lucy Treasure.
Holy shit, did you just see Lucy Treasure Bullfrog that vintage Pinot Noir!? Sick bitch.
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Number One Bullshit

Coined by legendary UFC fighter Khabib Nurmagomedov. When you’re so frustrated about certain bullshit that you think that this bullshit is the biggest bullshit of all time. When this bullshit is bullshit at the highest level
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dodged a bullet

When you used to think someone was attractive years ago, but for some reason, things did not work out; and when you see them recently, you see that they are a total wreck.
Wow, I used to think she was hot, but man, she has 2 kids from 2 different baby daddies now and her body is a wreck. I might have dodged a bullet there.
by maxmillions February 18, 2010
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