Brandon

Someone who should never date anyone, especially if their name starts with M and ends with addy. Break up with him now. I’m serious. If his last name is Griffin, then you should probably dump him and throw him into a very deep ocean filled with sharks.

A person: I’m dating Brandon

Me: you’re making the worse choice in the world, leave while you can

by BrandonHater2009 April 24, 2025

Brandon

faggot

Brandon is a faggot

by buttermilkbackshots69 April 26, 2025

Brandonism

The strong belief that every non Alaska airline is the Devil and will either cause you to miss a flight or lose your luggage.

I love Alaska airlines I would consider myself a brandonist who follows brandonism

by xX_Britney_Bitch_Xx May 18, 2025

Brandon Christopher Horth

The guy who makes better music than AI plushe currently owns NEFFEX.

"I subscirbed to Brandon Christopher Horth! I mean the guy who owns NEFFEX now!"
"Dude, he's so lit!"

by shark_with_nikes July 11, 2025

Brandon

Brandon's the type of guy to befriend you on Roblox, Play with you for a bit, Have atleast a SINGLE online-dating phase before snapping out of it and then one day, randomly dissapear.
You could almost say that Brandon... worked.

brandon: ozo is that you? LOL it must be! hope you still get out there and pwn, so much fun
ozo: FUCK

by the real JX1DX1 July 27, 2025

Brandon Day

Brandon day is described as a day where your friends is hanging out with their girlfriend all day, usually not with the boys.

Brandon has a brandon day today.

by God Hands September 7, 2025

brandonigga

an overrated nigga that gets too much glaze

brandonigga why u getting so glazed

by batukhan September 14, 2025