Silky Boner

The socially awkward guy who plays cliche ballads on his guitar (or other musical instrument) in public places to attract undue attention to himself. Often found wearing sweater vests or silk shirts.

Look at that silky boner playing More Than Words in front of the school library.

by scoosba September 20, 2012

Boner-bringing

Used to describe something that is so pleasing to the sight that it causes a male boner.

Man 1: Shiiiet you see that lady with the nice ass & rack over there ? Damn she's fine.

Man 2: Yup she is boner-bringing.

by Ma$terC August 7, 2017

Boner-block

Boner-blocked
Original definition circa 1987
When a really hot chick is standing next to you in a year book picture and you want that hard-on captured for all eternity for her to always remember you by, and the person in front of you with a full head of hair blocks the massive erection, boner block.
Another derivation: Anytime you are posing for picture with a really hot chick, and the massive erection is obscured from the final photo, but there is at least two dirty grins on their faces

Billy: Gee I hope this massive erection I have right now makes the school yearbook, and this girl's douche bag boyfriend's see where her hands is.
Tom:Dude, how could anyone possible miss it?
Two months later.
Tom: Billy you totally gotboner-blocked, Lisa's big head of hair totally blocked the shot, but not everybody's grins.

by drswagman October 29, 2011

boner garage

A boner garage is a penis locker .
A penis locker is when a girls vagina can hold many dicks

Her boner garage could hold 5 dildos last night

by a lite fucker December 16, 2018

burrito boner

that thing when you gotta eat a burrito to feel sexually satisfied

Hey, you wanna go get Chipotle?
Yeah hold on, let me look up some burrto pics to get my burrito boner on.

by Bustinmyballsforburritos April 14, 2014

boner's remorse

The feeling of remorse or regret one gets after having sex with someone.

"At the time I thought it was a good idea to have sex with my ex-girlfriend. However, after we finished and she talked about starting the relationship again I had major boner's remorse."

by PolarTurbo July 27, 2009

boner drunk

When someone needs to get laid so bad they start slurring their speech and acting irrationally. Usually accompanied by bird calls and impaired driving.

Lorey got a number tonight, but that wasn't enough to make him/her any less boner drunk.

by Lorey Loates November 22, 2011