by poopgay March 15, 2024
March 11th- A day where you celebrate your Asian friends and appreciate them. Best done in an interacial friendship.
by Zukosgf101 March 03, 2024
An asia lauren is a loud asf small as asian girl who eats duck and loves haraan. She also is really smart at buissness studies and has lots of cats. She loves the word bitch and loves screaming wink wink 😂
by Footballgyal69 March 20, 2018
by Drumline god May 27, 2017
1.The sexual act of using a funnel to pour milk down a prostitute-preferably Asian's rectum and drinking it through a straw.
2. A fortune cookie.
2. A fortune cookie.
Damaniqueeshaun: I gave that bitch an asian cookie she'll never forget!
Tom: My asian cookie predicts I will have a day full of blresed loved ones!
Tom: My asian cookie predicts I will have a day full of blresed loved ones!
by HardcoreSmedgend August 03, 2017
Parents of Asian origin, very often call you a failure/disappointment. Throw deadly slippers if provoked. They don't really make sense but God forbid, you talk back
Asian parents: "Timmy, what u get in math test?"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"
by Justyouraveragefailure May 24, 2023