Free Asian

Slang term common amongst experimental “trap metal” artist meaning “federal agent”.

“So are you selling me this marijuana or not?”
“ah hell nah you on some free asian shit. get the fuck out my whip”

by Akazit June 3, 2024

Asianitis

Inflammation of the Asian

If you are Asian, you are probably Asianitic

Mohammed: Noor really couldn't read the texts in the book when the professor asked him today..

Ahmed: Yeah, just suffers from Asianitis

by Tito. November 23, 2021

Anton the asian

Anton the Asian has trouble with seeing. He also only eats cats and dogs. He has noticeable facial features such as long eyes and a strange accent.

Anton the Asian only eats dogs

by Pavels uncle October 20, 2019

Porcelain Asian

(N) - An Asian, typically a girl, that has unnaturally white skin, similar to that of porcelain. Causes tend to be excessive time indoors or use of beauty products to whiten their skin tones.

"Yeah, she's a porcelain Asian, if you couldn't see her eyes, she'd look white."

by WongtheRice January 22, 2024

South Asian Fluffernutter

When you head to Thailand for the ladyboys
And, While in Action, Your Escort Sharts on you while simultaneously ejaculating

Remember when John gave that homeless guy 4 bucks to give Bill a South Asian Fluffernutter

by Big Boss (like from MGS) May 3, 2025

National Asian Friend day

March 11th- A day where you celebrate your Asian friends and appreciate them. Best done in an interacial friendship.

Tommy bought Lee loads of pot noodles in celebration of National Asian friend day.

by Zukosgf101 March 3, 2024

Asian Pinball

Successfully weaving or navigating through individual or groups of Asians who are not attentive to surroundings, personal spaces, or the speed limit. Alt: the act of driving in California.

I ended up playing Asian Pinball again this morning on the way to work when the first 3 cars I passed going under the speed limit on the 101 were being driven by Asians.
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by Spicy Green Chile January 7, 2015