5th of April is also known as the grand day called " Day of Idiots". This day is to show the presence of all the idiots mostly with the names "Calum/Calum". If you were born on this name you have the iq of a fucking dead phone. No offence but if I saw a bus coming your way Id record it and put it on loop whilst your just laying there. If you are a Calum/Callum and born on this day just know you're not worthy.
eg1. I knew he's a Calum/Callum just look at his results
eg2. I heard he was born on April 5th and is a Calum, mum said we have permission to beat him up
Calum
5th of April
eg2. I heard he was born on April 5th and is a Calum, mum said we have permission to beat him up
Calum
5th of April
by CalumsABigDickHead April 5, 2021
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