Smacking Bananas

Using hemorrhoid creme when you are suffering from hemorrhoids (see: Packing Bananas).

Smacking bananas with witch hazel takes the itch away.

by By hook or crook January 11, 2012

Boiled Banana

When a man of Asian decent receives oral pleasure, and upon orgasm allows the ejaculate to cascade down the genital grotto looking like a "boiled banana."

Last weekend at Peter Xiu's, had to go to the bathroom and walk right into a boiled banana!!

by Shlongmister2000 August 4, 2014

banana hammock

One of those wind-inflatable lounge sofas that remind you of the squishy water-toy that you always wanted to buy at the aquarium

Evan loves to lounge in his banana hammock at the park, he always gets compliments

by Antho Knee May 11, 2016

banana bags

Condoms

Yo bruh, we gon’ fuck some fine ladies tonight, just need to hit up 7/11 for some fresh banana bags. Keepin’ the dick clean son.

by Iateyourpetfish May 7, 2018

Banana Candy

1. Sexy Asian women
2. Attractive girls of Asian descent.

The new movie theater at Stonestown Galleria is chocked full of banana candy.

by rickabone April 12, 2022

Banana Bush

A curved penis with a lot of hair on top.
Banana-like penis with excessive pube situation, usually has liver spots on shaft.

N- How did your date go with Chris?
M- It went okay until we started fooling around. Dude's got a banana bush.

by Is It Me You're Looking For November 25, 2014

Banana Alert

when a man wears trousers that are far too tight and you see the bulge of his penis in outrageous detail.

Banana Alert!!! Look at Chris's trousers. What the fuck has he got down there?

by Jellies99 June 19, 2015