Child support vending machine

When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.

Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.

by Buttcheekspyderbyte June 11, 2022

cherub child

Cherub child is a Scorpio

“Cherub child is a cherub child”

by Cherubchildslong January 15, 2021

green child

i found him in lost property

hey i found a green child the other day.

how cool

by mmmmmmmmilk April 30, 2020

Child Chaser

A person (typically over the age of 18) who aggressively pursues sexual relations with a minor.

Synonyms: pedo, nunce, EDP, libertarian, Epstein acolyte.

Edp: "Aye check my girl ain't she bad."
Person 2: "Nah bro you trippin she look like she 12."
Edp: "She is."
Person 2: "Damn bro yous a child chaser."

by SixEaredMacaque July 10, 2023

Child

a fucking faggot

children are faggots

by rgjdjsfjxg May 25, 2023

CHILD

Annika Rose Hermelin :)

The Child is dying

by the one and only child October 21, 2021

My Sweet Summer Child

This is usually said when someone displays naïvety and innocence about a specific topic.

Person 1: “holy shit, that guy must goon every day!”
Person 2: “What does goon mean?”
Person 1: “Oh, my sweet summer child…”

by mezz_.o June 14, 2025