noun: utter, complete, keyboard pattern finding boredom.
Adjective: Utterly, completely, keyboard-pattern-finding-ly bored.
Verb: The act of finding keyboard patterns to attempt to cure boredom. (outdated medicine, does not work).
Quick history:
The word 1-qpalz,20woskxm38eudhcb47ryfgv65t was found by the most bored man ever. He was stranded on a desert island, sometime in the late 20th century. He had with him a computer keyboard, but nothing else. The man was smart, and survived by finding fruit. Eventually, he built a machine that would draw in the sand when he typed on the keyboard. He wrote each day, like a diary, but every day was: Found fruit, slept, found clam, swam, wrote in diary. Eventually, he got so bored that he stopped eating. He sat in front of the keyboard, and typed all day, all night, for 2 days and 2 nights. During this time, he used the keyboard to find patterns. His crown achievement was finding the word :1-qpalz,20woskxm38eudhcb47ryfgv65t". It was typed by starting on the edges, and typing diagonally down towards the center. When you reached the bottom, you moved your fingers in 1 line, and continued. Eventually, the man died, but not before writing the word down in a bottle and sending it off to sea.
Adjective: Utterly, completely, keyboard-pattern-finding-ly bored.
Verb: The act of finding keyboard patterns to attempt to cure boredom. (outdated medicine, does not work).
Quick history:
The word 1-qpalz,20woskxm38eudhcb47ryfgv65t was found by the most bored man ever. He was stranded on a desert island, sometime in the late 20th century. He had with him a computer keyboard, but nothing else. The man was smart, and survived by finding fruit. Eventually, he built a machine that would draw in the sand when he typed on the keyboard. He wrote each day, like a diary, but every day was: Found fruit, slept, found clam, swam, wrote in diary. Eventually, he got so bored that he stopped eating. He sat in front of the keyboard, and typed all day, all night, for 2 days and 2 nights. During this time, he used the keyboard to find patterns. His crown achievement was finding the word :1-qpalz,20woskxm38eudhcb47ryfgv65t". It was typed by starting on the edges, and typing diagonally down towards the center. When you reached the bottom, you moved your fingers in 1 line, and continued. Eventually, the man died, but not before writing the word down in a bottle and sending it off to sea.
Noun: He has overwhelmed with 1-qpalz,20woskxm38eudhcb47ryfgv65t. Adjective: I am very 1-qpalz,20woskxm38eudhcb47ryfgv65t. Verb: He 1-qpalz,20woskxm38eudhcb47ryfgv65t, but it did not help him with his boredom.
by m00sehead April 26, 2021
Get the 1-qpalz,20woskxm38eudhcb47ryfgv65tmug. This dude has 3 boxes, 9 bags of groceries, a baby, the mail, and still has one free hand for shutting the trunk and opening the front the front door. He’s a 1 Trip Wonder.
by zeeteegee August 17, 2020
Get the 1 Trip Wondermug. by orekify April 17, 2022
Rule #1
If someone initiates a scare you have the RIGHT to scare them back twice to make up for the initial scare.
If someone initiates a scare you have the RIGHT to scare them back twice to make up for the initial scare.
You can’t scare me twice! Yes I can stated in Rules of the scare #1 I have the right to scare you twice to make up for you starting the scare.
by Firehouse diaries October 25, 2020
Get the Rules of the Scare #1mug. Open bar is a dangerous game, respect it.
Free booze, whilst wondrous and full of joy, is also dangerous.
Tread carefully.
Free booze, whilst wondrous and full of joy, is also dangerous.
Tread carefully.
by kasairashi December 31, 2011
Get the Rule of Drinking #1mug. The growing critical mass of compassionate people who choose peace over war, kindness instead of anger and hate, goodness and love rather than cruelty and harm. The growing massive influx and sharing of information, truth, ideas, solutions and care in the techno-revolution and beyond feeds the critical mass during the messianic age.
1. Messianic age creates a growing renaissance of informed, caring people. Instead of being judgmental and critical of each other, people choose learning, discernment, self-respect, respect for others, compassion and kindness.
2. In the messianic age, finding how to make life and the environment a better place triumphs. People with religious beliefs are content to live their values no longer judging others. Religions acknowledge that in the messianic age, discoveries may continue beyond anything we were convinced we already knew. So being smug and graceless in doctrine and dogma stops ... no longer motivated by fear and limitations, but by compassion, improvement, kindness and love.
In the messianic age, people of all beliefs learn to get along like never before: "Can you belief it? That Christian has friends who are Muslims, Jews, Atheists, Agnostics, Sikhs--even some gay people. Never thought I'd see that in my life time!"
"Maybe because it's easier to be connected now with the Internet, and because they stopped nitpicking and judging each other."
"Ah, that makes sense. But what about the jihadists?"
"Even they have gotten tired of killing each other and themselves. What a waste."
2. In the messianic age, finding how to make life and the environment a better place triumphs. People with religious beliefs are content to live their values no longer judging others. Religions acknowledge that in the messianic age, discoveries may continue beyond anything we were convinced we already knew. So being smug and graceless in doctrine and dogma stops ... no longer motivated by fear and limitations, but by compassion, improvement, kindness and love.
In the messianic age, people of all beliefs learn to get along like never before: "Can you belief it? That Christian has friends who are Muslims, Jews, Atheists, Agnostics, Sikhs--even some gay people. Never thought I'd see that in my life time!"
"Maybe because it's easier to be connected now with the Internet, and because they stopped nitpicking and judging each other."
"Ah, that makes sense. But what about the jihadists?"
"Even they have gotten tired of killing each other and themselves. What a waste."
by sunprism1366mepr January 4, 2014
Get the 1. messianic agemug. 1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute
1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute
Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy
Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy
Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!
Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!
1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute
1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute
Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy
Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy
Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!
Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute
1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute
Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy
Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy
Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!
Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!
1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute
1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute
Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy
Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy
Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!
Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!
by mixon606 January 11, 2018
Get the 1 2 oatmealmug.