The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset

Cocktail

is a cocktail made my Moose

Spicy Tamarindo Vodka

Spicy Chamoy

Tajin - lots

and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)

stirred over ice

served in a tall glass

Bottoms up and cause marriage problems

I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry

I gotta call Moose

Where’s Moose!!!

FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)

by CheesecakeMoose February 26, 2024

Treager my cockatee

Make the best of the bad situation.

She's got a hot body but her face isn't that great, I'm going to treager my cockatee anyway though.

by JP070 May 19, 2024

Strangulation of the cockatoo

The art of skinning one back whilst sitting on the lala

Where is Kodes
Doing the strangulation of the cockatoo more than likely in the toilet again

by Lollies with mayo December 24, 2024

prick nose cocksucker

are mean and spiteful or stupid, or you do not like them. A dirty scum bag really stupid

Hey prick nose cocksucker you got something on your nose loser ass

by Little miss sexual December 25, 2024

2 kippers and a cockle

A lady's private parts

Id like to have a go on your 2 kippers and a cockle

by anonymous February 13, 2025

hands off cocks and on socks

Hands off cocks and on socks (verb).
An expression of frustration (usually referred to teenage males) used to instruct a person to get up and get dressed in the morning directly after sleep.
Can be used while simultaneously knocking on their bedroom door…

“Come on boys, hands off cocks and on socks or we’re going to be late for Christ's sake!”

by Scottis February 15, 2025

Nurse O'Riley Cocktails

The Nurse O’Riley cocktail originated in New Zealand in the early 2010s and is attributed to Christoper O’Riley, a well-known nurse and mixologist on the side. In recent years it has become particularly popular in the gay community.
It consists of two parts cointreau to one part fanta and one part orange juice. Typically served in a tall glass over ice.

The lads were keen for a big night so kicked things off with a round of Nurse O'Riley Cocktails

by WeNeedLemonPledge March 21, 2025