mush at me dick

When u try to have sex with your girl but u have a floppy flaccid penis that just pushes against her vagina.

Man!!! U got dat mush at me dick!!!

by Van Nest February 1, 2020

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National suck a dick day

The 9th of February is known for being the best day for a woman to suck a dick whether he's a friend,first date or long term boyfriend you will enjoy sucking his dick

Hey its national suck a dick day!

Perfect whip it out already

by Sam's real February 2, 2020

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Trents dick

maximum length of 2 1/2 but talks the most game

Kylie could barely even feel trents dick

by Dylan.wm February 4, 2020

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Someone (usually a BFF) that helps drive away a guy who can't take a hint. A person you've asked in advance to play cock block so you don't have to hurt someone's feelings or pity fuck them.

*reverse wingman
*premeditated cock-block

"Since, Jeff's bringing my phone charger later, I'm watching your kid tonight, Suzanne. He surely won't try to fuck me while I'm holding a newborn. Your baby is going to be the best dick-shield ever."

by spaceymaree February 4, 2020

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Two dicks

Two dicks is something you call a bloke (normally a young bloke) who does dumb things. The logic behind the name is that the recipient is so silly, he must have two dicks, because he is way too stupid to be playing with just one.

"Hey two dicks, come here for a second".

"Why do you keep calling me that?"

"Because only a total idiot would put steak on the BBQ without turning it on"...

by Bubba Zanetti February 7, 2020

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