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Jiggle My Way To Sleep

The act of wanking yourself and falling asleep in the middle of your session; only applies to the male gender
"Last night I jiggle my way to sleep"
by hardcore.memester June 4, 2018
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Boosting my own bottom

To give positive affirmation to one’s self. A phrase of encouragement or pride of one’s action being made or done.
A: Wow! You did this by yourself?
B: Yea! It looks so good man. Boosting my own bottom!
by foreheadcrew October 6, 2022
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jacking my squash

Random guy: your kinda gay. Me: your really jacking my squash right about now
by Kylethajit September 28, 2021
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Like, oh my god

Mean that something, whatever it is, is very extreme.. and girls tend to say it way too much in those high school movies..
Jessi: "Hey Amy, did you hear that mike stabbed James and turned to hulk then smashed his head and ate his insides and scratched his face?"
Amy: "Oh.. really?"
Jessi: "Yeah you should've seen his face it was SO UGLY, like, oh my god!!!!"
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my nizzy

by Stevenizzle September 22, 2019
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sugar my beans

To sugar ones beans is the act of unclogging a toilet with ones hand and using the poop water to favor foods such as BBQ chicken, pork or to use on salads.
Please do not sugar my beans tonight, I throw up all night at the teaser of fecal matter and urnine...the little pieces of toilet paper were as disgusting being i thought they were part of the salad. Why won’t you sugar my beans, that’s messed up!
by Puffer43 September 9, 2020
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