Carrot in the Ass

When something baffles, shocks or amazes you and it keeps getting worse/better by the second. Like getting a carrot up the ass and it gradually widens the deeper in it goes. Can also be used when your day has just gone from bad to worse.

- how was your day?
- it felt like a carrot in the ass...

by Majkimus September 17, 2023

ass flinched

Giggling so hard that you end up moving a bit in your seat, about to fall off

PLZ I SAW MR. STUART WALK IN WITH HIS COSTUME AND I SWEAR MY ASS FLINCHED

by crocodile toes December 26, 2020

Griddy my ass

Do the Griddy with holding the middle finger up

Hey asshole Griddy my ass

by Gucci gian September 14, 2023

Chub Ass

A very obese individual ( weighs over 350 lbs)

Jason is a chub ass

by monotja25 July 6, 2025

Bitch ass

A bitch ass is someone who is a shit-talker and a coward at the same time. They often wait till your back is turned to talk mad shit.

"You see that girl over there? Yeah, I heard her Bitch ass was talking a lot of shit."

by Internationalbitch0 October 5, 2023

Ass

My big chunky thick booty

His ass is so thick can I squeeze?

by Butt174 December 25, 2019

Gay ass queer

any boy named quade

quade(s) are gay ass queers

by gayer than your mom November 20, 2019