Ass Pincher

Someone you know of but never meet who causes money to be charged to you surprisingly and unnecessarily so their identity can be kept a mystery. Often like someone who comes up and pinches you from behind (both of which is surprising and unnecessary.) This is often a way for the middle man to make money off of both parties.

I'm tired of using a middle man. My lawyer needs to give me the number of this ass pincher so we can meet personally and avoid any other charges due to miscommunication.

by MovinMocassins July 1, 2016

Nigga Ass

theodore oscar craig

this big nigga smells like shit, looks like shit, and defines nigga shit

damn that oscar dude smells like “nigga ass”

by niggahead June 6, 2019

Ass Crack

Crack cocaine that's being smuggled in someones rectum.

Let's smoke some Ass Crack!

by Yours truly_ November 9, 2020

Slap Ass Friday

An excuse made by teenage boys to sexually assault teenage girls in school hallways. This causes girls to hang their backpacks down low to cover their ass so that boys won't hit them. Nobody likes this except the perverted boys who participate and there are never any repercussions.

Boy: *slaps girls' asses in the hallway*
Girl: You can't do that. That's literally sexual assault.
Boy: Yes, I can! It's Slap Ass Friday!

by Smell_like.a.gertrude April 4, 2021

Ass stuffer

One who stuffs things up their ass.

TJ is such an ass stuffer!

by Stenzi March 10, 2010

Shit in Your Ass

An act of dominance.

I had to end the argument early, so I shit in your ass to show dominance.

by tooters222444 February 12, 2022

Ass negative

At the end of any online competitive game mode where you or any player goes negative in K/D and loses the game mode.

That recon player went ass negative with his 1-7 K/D.
No wonder we lost, half the team went ass negative and didn't even PTO.
Lost all my subs cause I'm always ass negative on my COD stream.
We dont accept ass negative players in our clan, by a scrub.

by Ghost Proxy December 6, 2018