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Alabama Ass Warmer

The art of shoving a drunk girl into your washing machine and letting yourself in her back door. After you turn on the machine, you feel a tight grip around your penis as you warm the girls ass. Bonus point if you get semen all over your clean clothes.
Shanaquia: My man gave me an Alabama ass warmer at the party last night. It was amazing!

Maia: Wow! How did it feel?

Shanaquia: I dont remember, but my boyfriend says his dick is sore...
by lil waynes baby momma October 27, 2017
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belgian ass grazing

painting your ass hair green and then letting goats graze it and eat your ass hairs.
by Les_6789 February 11, 2025
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man ass

A woman who has a butt that is unattractive to the male gender, because it is rigid and flat like a man's. Thus, the woman doesn't have a womanly-butt, but a "man ass."
"Check out that women at the pool. I wouldn't even want to see her naked because she has a man ass."
by Dur2099 June 12, 2018
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BITCH ASS HOE

One whom acts like a bitch and a hoe, therefore making them a bitch ass hoe; or one whom is agitating and so bitchy
Ugh our teacher is so loud and talkative… don’t worry she’s probably a bitch ass hoe
by Get Money Get Rich 4x August 2, 2022
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that ass is dinging

When an ass is dinging that means it is making the observers internal bell ring meaning they are getting turned on.
by Badass Brad December 20, 2022
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anti-eat ass

Derived from spray used on pets to fight mange. Turned into insult for individuals with ugly topical skin problems. Describes what someone should do to cover up their nasty asses.
Jason saw his ex-girlfriend walk into the bar, and his buddy Brent said that that ugly bitch needed to be sprayed with some anti-eat ass!
by punkdaddyo December 13, 2005
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national slap a guys ass day

national slap a guys ass day grants anybody the right to slap any guys ass.

national slap a guys ass day takes place may 5th
guy 1: whats up
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day

guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*
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