Ass shartz

When Brian and joe take turns pooping in each others mouths. Then when they are done they high five and make a Mike joke.

Brian and joe shared an evening of ass shartz last night.

by Knightpooper January 9, 2021

Nutted off my ass

When men squirt from their ass during sex or any intercourse with their butt.

My girlfriend was pegging me when I Nutted off my ass.

i.e. I squirted from my ass.

by White Chocolate Wonderful July 8, 2021

Fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day

On July 24th it is customary to bed a sub ass bratty little shit. This means dicking down a submissive and intentionally annoying individual who uses teasing to irritate you but is not dominant to any degree.

Individual:*reading calendar* "it's july 24th, must be fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day!"
Sub Ass Bratty Little Shit: "isn't that every day~?"
Individual: "Fuck you"

by kirbonthecob1 July 19, 2024

Fake ass whore

Someone who calls you there friend but doesn’t notice your not in class all day and asks for a ride home

Bethany is a fake ass whore

by Rjabaddie October 14, 2021

Chapati ass

Indian girl with a flat ass

Twinkle has a chapati ass.

by Yayyarea July 8, 2019

Ass Pincher

Someone you know of but never meet who causes money to be charged to you surprisingly and unnecessarily so their identity can be kept a mystery. Often like someone who comes up and pinches you from behind (both of which is surprising and unnecessary.) This is often a way for the middle man to make money off of both parties.

I'm tired of using a middle man. My lawyer needs to give me the number of this ass pincher so we can meet personally and avoid any other charges due to miscommunication.

by MovinMocassins July 1, 2016

Ass

National ass day is July 5th

Ass goes to sleep, ass on counter, ass.

by anonymous July 10, 2022