Dick darling

Another name for friends with benefits, usually used by ones partner who are incredibly intimate

Marry is my Dick darling

by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

stim dick

When you have taken a drug of the stimulant group e.g. crack, speed, meth, and it's near-impossible to buss a nut - you are given crackhead-like stamina and last forever in bed without ejaculating.

I couldn't cum because I had stim dick, but at least she enjoyed getting fucked for a few hours straight

by 345rtg3dd October 28, 2021

Sofa Dick

The condition in which the neurovascular and muscle tissues of the male sexual organ become atrophied resulting in decreased penile length and girth. Traditionally seen in middle aged overweight males after getting married.

That Priest definitely had sofa dick when he decided to leave the monastery.

by Biden’sSBPayUp$$$ October 29, 2021

Moving dick

It's when you hump your own bed it is similar to masturbate

My dad caught me moving dick

by freaking kid October 29, 2021

Move dick

It's a different type of masturbation when you see something attractive on the internet while being too lazy to remove your shorts or pants, instead you dry hump your own bed.
When there is no one else in the room where you do it.

me: "moving dick"

dad: What the fuck are you doing? Stop moving dick!
brother: Caught ya moving dick

Dad's girlfriend: What are you doing? Stop staring me like that when you're doing it
me: "Continues to move dick"

by freaking kid October 30, 2021

Dick crazed

someone who is crazy about dick

Is u dick crazed or what

by Sufferinsuckatash October 30, 2021

dick inside of a

I meant duck oops

Thing 1: Man look at that Dick inside of a pool
Thing 2: its so cute <3

by Hwlfilhe October 30, 2021