Sam My Beloved <3

Someone who can make my day better by saying good morning or Hi. The best person to exist in the whole world <3

I love you my beloved sam :D

Sam my beloved <3 your the best person ever :

by Seelie :] March 11, 2022

My Bonnie

The song that is everyone’s jam, that unites all kekkers around the world tOgEtHeR. Say these words and next thing you know you start a devoted choir

Timothy: “Hey, what’s up?”
Ethan: “I’ve been grooving to My Bonnie lately, wanna join?”
Timothy: “Sure! Let’s invite Koh”
Timothy, Ethan and Koh: “My Bonnie lies over the ocean.....”

by ePiC AiDs September 12, 2018

Blowdizzle My Glizzle

Slang term for - Getting that 90/10, knee buckler kunuckler, slopper rocker blobber, turkey slurpee werpy, shlob on me knob, tickle my balls, bluggy bloma my chroma, juicy lucie, shnibble my kibbles, slobby knobby wobby, lemonstration my crustation, dum dum jimmy sum, gawk gawk 9000, weeweechu. Or blowjob

Bro 1 - Hey. You know Kevin’s sister?
Bro 2 - Yah, heard she gives some of that good stuff, if you know what I mean
Bro 1 - What’re you talking about?

Bro 2 - Oh you know, some of that “blowdizzy ya glizzy” shit
Bro 1 - Dude.. I was thinking about asking for her hand in marriage..

Bro 2 - Oh fuck, sorry man
Bro 1- Nah, thanks for making my decision final, can’t wait for her to “blowdizzle my glizzle”

by UrbanMaster360 October 29, 2020

Collect my bag

it mans when a woman is giving you head, not literally a head or colleting bags

collecting your bag can also man when a man ejaculates on a woman's face

Person 1: "hey did he actually collect your bag?"

Person 2:"yeah! of course! I told you she'd Collect my bag!"

by 1shot1der June 6, 2015

shitting my pants

Turning up in overwatch and absolutely popping off for the boys

*Jasper getting a quadruple kill*
“I am shitting my pants right now, I AM SHITTING MY PANTS!!”

by Pasty C April 9, 2019

slob on my knob

slob on my knob
/släb/ /än,ôn/ /mī/ /näb/

1. to open the door for a lady to enter first

2. to indicate that a door handle is dirty

"Would you be so kind as to slob on my knob?"
"of course, m'lady."

"there is slob on my knob."

by Gentleman's Guide November 25, 2019

My cup of piss

The opposite of the phrase "Not my cup of tea" aka: Something you enjoy despite it being objectively pretty awful.

"I don't know why you even like that show, it's awful!!!"
"I know it's bad, but it's my cup of piss."

by Crackhead Professor January 23, 2022