Snookered my pants

He was running to the toilet so fast cos The brown of his turd was touching the white of his pants.

I was dying for a shit. I think I've snookered my pants.

by Fistofsausages December 5, 2020

my neck of the woods

buttholes and anal stuff

i like a 9 inch veiny throbbing cock in my neck of the woods

by weinerinmybuns June 22, 2023

Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.

Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign

by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017

Ice my cake

Cumming (icing) on somebody's ass (cake)

"I want you to ice my cake."
"You want me to cum on your ass? Bet."

by Ya girl, Izzy July 23, 2022

pet my walleye

So, pet my walleye means pet my pussy in Minnesota speak. And, yes, a lot of this transpires, on the downlow, between cheaters, at the famous (infamous?) Northernaire Motel.

Uff da! I feel the need. The need for YOU, yes, YOU, to pet my walleye. Ahhh! Oh yes! Like that! Ooohh!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025

my left

my left, so your right, so if you said my left it is their right but if they say my left, then it is your right

"its on my left"
*goes on his own left*
"i said my left you piece of shit"

by Get a mug April 6, 2022