I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

Driving in My Car

DRIVING IN MY CAR, RIGHT AFTER A BEER
HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER
DUI? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE
I'LL GO 100MILES AN HOUR
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, I FILLED UP ON GAS
IMA GET UR FOUNTAIN MAKING ASS
PULVERIZE THIS FUCK
WITH MY BERGENTRUCK
IT SEEMS UR OUTTA LUCK
TRUCK!

I was driving in my car, until I decided to run over a few innocent pedestrians.

by IAMVERYHUNGRY September 26, 2025

Stuff my crust

When you fill a girls crack with giz

“I want you to stuff my crust.”

by D561 September 27, 2025

KADEN GET OUT OF MY ROOM

Lol

KADEN YOU BITCH GET OUT MY OF MY ROOM KADEN GET OUT OF MY ROOM BITCH GET OUT MY ROOM

by autiga6969 September 30, 2025

dipping my toes in the water

This is said when one has licked the clit a few times

ny: yeah i was only “dipping my toes in the water” a little
jesus: WOW!! SHE LET YOU LICK HER CLIT???

by NOTGRLHUSBAND September 30, 2025

Hit ur bitch in my socks

Fight or fuck ur girl in socks

Gucci flips flops fuck it I'll hit ur bitch in my socks

by hoodbooger82 October 3, 2025

You pulling my craig

When someone is joshing you, or pulling a prank

“Are you pulling my craig”

by MaxxyP October 3, 2025