Bones & Willies are Bad for Your Health

A 21st century idiom that is meant to serve as a stark warning for humankind. Let it be known that "bones" and "willies" literally pose a significant threat to ones health and well being... lit-er-ally. Whilst it may seem prudent to dismiss this admonition as nonsense or propaganda, I'd ask you to reconsider. The originator of this phrase is a visionary with diabolical intelligence and magnificent intuition... like that of a gypsy wizard.

When the world learned that bones & willies are bad for your health, there was mass confusion. The tension became so thick you couldn't cut it with a knife... it was like a wall.

by "JE" October 16, 2017

whisky willy

A rock on the sea shore looking like a penis

Look there is a whisky willy

by Drewxxx February 26, 2015

willie rage

The act of braking your wrist because of a virtually pixelated video game.

My friend broke his wrist after losing in a video game must of had willie rage.

by Wille225 May 21, 2021

free willy

During a play of any sports involving a ball, watching the ball go over one's head and doing nothing to prevent the opposite team from earning score.

Oh come on! You are suppose to catch the rebounds, not free willy them.

by ironsol8 September 6, 2007

get the willie

When you know you done messed up and you are going to pay the consequences for it.

I didn’t study, I’m about to get the willie from this test.

by Handle?Handel? September 28, 2017

Willy Wanka

It is when you are doing doggie style and then giving her a wet willy at the same time. But it has to be anal.

Girl i am going to willy wanka you so hard tonight.

by Dbickhead January 29, 2025

Willy Dango

Something that embodies everything that is on trend with the cranberry lifestyle

Buddy was really off da Willy Dango tonight skoony

by Bmb Bino November 28, 2018