Freedom Units

The standard for weights and measures used in the United States

The only measurement system to put a man on the moon

Guy: Did you see The Fat Electrician's new YouTube video?

Chick: The one about NASA and the metric system?

Guy: Yeah! Wasn't it funny?

Chick: Fuckin Merica! (Flashes her tits, Bald Eagle flies by, Team America song plays on P.A. system)

Guy: (Measures her tits in freedom units, not metric)

Freedom Units by Racefueler August 19, 2022

state-uke oppi unity 

A gibberish form of Tamil combined with English that is written over the board of statue of new sardar vallabai patel in punjab. A horrendous translation error made by the Central Government of India to tarnish the ancient and beautiful language Tamil just because BJP(a political party) cannot rule Tamilnadu while they rule almost all states of the Nation.

Correct translation: ஒற்றுமைச் சிலை (Statue of Unity)

A:What have you done with the lines? This has no meaning!
B: What do you mean?
C:Dude! It's state-uke oppi unity
B: Shit! I messed up

state-uke oppi unity by DDirewolf November 2, 2018

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosiselectroencephalographica The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland 

what the fuck is this

bob: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosiselectroencephalographica The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
everyone: what the fuck

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosiselectroencephalographica The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland by monkeyman69420penis March 1, 2022

United Kingdom 

The source of ALL that is evil nowadays in the world: racism, ignorance, falseness, intollerance, colonialism, outsourcing, hate, arrogance, slavery, exploitation, subjugation, centralization, mind closure and utter inability to PRONOUNCE alphabet letters for their phonetic meaning.
This "country" is inhabited by a naive populaion that thinks that acting accordingly to what mentioned above is allright since that's what they've been doing for centuries.

Britsh gentleman: Pardon me sir, this is the United Kingdom, so could you please get back to your country so we can continue to exploit your pathetic race in the same faraway land we colonized XXX years ago and I simultaneously won't ruin my tea time smelling your inferior kind and hearing your unbearable accent?

United Kingdom by Ashamed of being English April 13, 2008

United States of Canada

A sad, pathetic attempt by liberals to cope with the fact that their own self righteousness doesn't actually mean that they are right. Instead of graciously admitting that they are infact a minority in America, they would rather take their toys and go home, as evidenced by the "USC", similar to the southern states succession, but without the backbone to actually do anything about it except talk.

Liberal weiner: " I'm not an American anymore, I voted for Kerry and Im a USC citizen."
Rational moderate: "Well, Kerry was a bad idea to begin with, maybe next time the Democrats will have a real contender I can vote for. Oh well, back to work."
Religious Conservative: "I'm glad this whole election is over, now we can get on to things that matter like fixing Social Security and the National Sales Tax and breaking up the pharmaceutical compny/Insurance stranglehold on medical care."

United States of Canada by fli gti January 26, 2005

United Patriots Front 

The Australian branch of global fascism.

The States have the KKK; the Brits have Ukip; the Aussies have the United Patriots Front.

They oppose non-whiteness and non-Aussie religion. Sorry I'm not talking about the Indigenous religion known as the Dreaming that goes back thousands of years in Australia, but the religion introduced to the country in 1788.

For example, Jesus wasn't born a Middle-Eastern man in a manger, but a bronzed Aussie with tight pecks, wrapped in an Australian flag.

If you understand the difference between an adjective and a verb, you needn't apply. All that matters is the flag, juicing up, praying to the ANZACs, hating anything not white and a lack of charisma.

The United Patriots Front is an emerging body of critical thinkers who have crafted a mythology about the way Australia is or was or should be or something. Like all white supremacists, they are ticked off with their own lives and are blaming anyone who believe in basic human rights for their misery.

United Patriots Front by witless January 29, 2016

Cambridge United 

Worst football team ever.

Cheer up .... .....
Surar, it's those cambridge bastards and a shit football team.

Cambridge United by Samus Muscious October 7, 2004