Unclings

When two family members are each others uncle/nephew

Your Dad did something and now we're unclings

by Skryll January 1, 2022

Uncle Harry's dog

To perform an uncle Harry's dog one must open up the bombing bay and drop a huge dookie in the craphouse

I just been for an uncle Harry's dog

by Holdez January 12, 2022

Cream Uncle

A highly secretive and completely forbidden wrestling move whereby a grappler pins an opponent on their back, peeks back their singlet and then bends them in such a way as to force the opponent to fellate themselves to completion.

Should this move is ever actually be successfully accomplished, Dan Gable, a two-time NCAA Division I national champion, a world gold medalist, and an Olympic gold medalist, gets a hotline phone call and that’s the end of wrestling as a sport. Everywhere.

“Are you going to the big wrestling match?”
“You bet! I sure hope nobody pulls a Cream Uncle tonight.”

by Irregular94 December 17, 2021

Uncle Lori

Uncle Lori is Lori lightfoot, Chicago’s mayor

“Uncle Lori just shut the city down again.”

by S.bkk December 21, 2021

strange uncle

When your non dominant hand falls asleep and you masturbate with it.

I woke up at 3 am and couldn't feel my left hand so I gave myself a strange uncle.

by Professor Mudsprayer December 22, 2021

darsins uncle

his name is oz

omg i know the darsins uncle

by Big booty Judy?!?!?! May 13, 2022

Uncle Kirky

A man who has alot of nephews and abuses them everyday.

Uncle Kirky, How are you.

by Joanna urmom May 17, 2022