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Breaking Us In Two

Don't you feel like trying something new
Don't you feel like breaking out
Or breaking us in two
You don't do the things that I do
You want to do things I can't do
Always something breaking us in two
You and I could never live alone
But don't you feel like breaking out
Just one day on your own
Why does what I'm saying hurt you
I didn't say that we were through
Always something breaking us in two
They say two hearts should beat as one for us
We'll fight it out to see it through
I say that won't be too much fun for us
Though it's oh so nice to get advice
It's oh so hard to do
Could we be much closer if we tried
We could stay at home and
Stare into each others eyes
Maybe we could last an hour
Maybe then we'd see right through
Always something breaking us in two
They say two hearts should beat as one for us
We'll fight it out to see it through
I say that won't be too much fun for us
Though it's oh so nice to get advice
It's oh so hard to do
Could we be much closer if we tried
We could stay at home and
Stare into each others eyes
Maybe we could last an hour
Maybe then we'd see right through
Always something breaking us in two
Always something breaking us in two
by Death Menace July 11, 2023
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The Helmers Two-Hit

Where you can only take two drags of a bowl (420) unless you wanna die
*passing a joint*
Guy 1: Bro, you barely took a drag!
Guy 2: I had my 2- got the Helmers two-hit
Guy 1: Ahhh, respect bro, good luck
by Mr_Boo August 19, 2023
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Exciting two man

2 bros get together and find 2 girls who are down to have intercourse. Once started the girls switch between guys throughout
Yo bro I’m tryna run an exciting two man with Brooke and Amanda
by Commonknolage September 26, 2023
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Two-Knuckle Punch

Proceded to make a fist with two knuckles protruding. Then strike object with said protruding knuckles.
Drew insulted me. So I gave him a "Two-Knuckle Punch" straight to the urethra.
by Mark Twain Gay Nephew January 20, 2020
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Two sticks in a fire

Two sticks in a fire is a gay sexual term best described as the penis rubbing against another male's penis until further long ejaculation.
Guy 1: I had a good time last night
Guy 2: Oh really? What happened?
Guy 1: we rubbed our penises together
Guy 2: Did you ejaculate right?
Guy 1: it was the best sensation of my entire life
Guy 2: More like Two Sticks in a fire that night you had together
by Yugo Yagami May 10, 2020
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Two of em, yesterday

Business phrase commonly used by youtuber Dom Mazzetti
Means something has to be done with highest priority and ASAP.
by mightaswellbro June 30, 2020
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Two player obby

One of the very best two player obbies on Roblox, It uses a lot of functions and has a lot of fun stages.
Random person: Let's go play two player obby together!
by DanikRblx July 20, 2022
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