tit smokin'

Defined as something one claim's to know everything about, but in actuality know's absolutely nothing about.

I know ALL about tit smokin'!

by mattpre February 6, 2009

Balogna Tits

A smelly pair of tits that is characterized by markedly large and gross looking nipples.

Walter: "Oh look, there goes Linda. Steve recently informed me that she has Balogna Tits!"
Lauren: "That explains the aroma, doesn't it Walter"
Walter: "That is a very good point, you are right Lauren."

by Gladus Marie Schrider September 10, 2010

cupcake tits

when a girl has boobs that are so big, they fill out the bra and then some. the extra is like the top of a cupcake with the bottom filled out already.

"that girl i was feeling up had cupcake tits. i didn't know where to start"

by josh nj June 30, 2009

angry tits

reference to a women's breasts that make the viewer angry. the work was untimatly not worth it

joe spent 3 months adn nearly $1000 trying to get her shit off and she had the worst pair of angry tits he had ever seen.

Alison had really angry tits

by angry February 9, 2005

Tits on toast

1. When a woman dresses seductively, particularly with a low decolletage or with a style that accentuates the cleavage.

"She usually doesn't make an effort, but last night she was all tits on toast!"

by pollyanna-istanbul December 21, 2009

Pussy Tit

A woman's clitoris, AKA the nipple-like nub located near the top of a woman's vagina.

"Pussy tit! My fucking little tit! All up on my clitty-clit! My little pussy tit! check it out!" - Dr. Acula

by Chimith2 August 3, 2008

Snot Tits

1. When a guy busts a nut on a girl's tits. But the load just hits the nipple and drips off looking like snot from a nose.

2. When a guy motorboats a girl's bear chest but has a bad cold and leaves snot all over the girls tits

1. My girl did not enjoy the fact that I pulled out and gave her a pair of snot tits. That shit dripped all over her bed.

2. Johnny had a terrible cold and after motorboating the stripper for $5 he left her with a pair of snot tits.

by Von Ludewig October 18, 2008