Assistance Getting Around My Home

A way to ask for help.

X:It appears I need assistance getting around my home.
Y:Oh let me help you!

by PwnageTravesty June 4, 2011

Home-aggedon

When you're extended family visits and all hell breaks loose, leaving the home a barren wasteland of depravity

Kevin: "Buzz, I hate you and everyone else in this family"

Buzz: "STFU and eat my pants, you twerp"

Kevin: "This isn't hell... this is home-aggedon"

by Jack's Pepper Cheeze January 6, 2024

Home Garden Kriminals

A tagging crew in riverside California

“What does HGK mean” ? “It means home garden Kriminals”

by HGkriminal March 31, 2024

Inside-the-park home run

Doing a #2 in a public urinal.

From American Dad, season 12, episode 20, "Gift Me Liberty":
Stan: "I know you're hiding sonething!"
Dick: "(Sobs.) OK! OK! I'm the one taking dumps in the urinals. I call them 'inside-the-park home run'."

by Kefteniglo February 14, 2017

Shutter home

A bored wino housewife

While her husbands at work cheating on her with his secretary, she’s at home being a shutter home wife.

by AKgota22pewpewpew August 8, 2025

Home Pornvasion

Having your home invaded by a porn star without warning. If a porn star invades your home it is usually to prove a point. Even if you don't understand what the hell she is trying to prove, in her mind their is a reason behind the home invasion. The sort of person that would do something like this is probably crazy and asking for an explanation wouldn't do any good. If you ask questions and people cover up for the porn star they are lying porn trash bastards and will lie about everything even if they know its wrong. Even if you might be in danger they still won't do anything or tell the truth. A persons safety is much more important than a porn stars privacy.

It sucks to be the victim of a Home Pornvasion

by BaconMastert September 24, 2016

w´homed

a fancy fucking word for whom

To W´homed it may concern

by GUCCI_GUWOP69 April 21, 2017