Muffe Time

When a person dresses up as a fucking fat moron and has fun

Person 1: did you see jerry yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah he was a really having a Muffe Time

by Jaryl Haymen April 2, 2019

Times are tough

When someone has no or very little money
Also known as ‘tough times’
Common phase used by persons called Leroy or most with no money

P1: Hey, do you want to go out tonight?
P2:Sorry I can’t.
P1: Why?
P2: Times are tough round.

by Kay34 September 14, 2019

Time consumer

A person who is so self absorbed and self important and won't stop talking to you until all of your time and patience have been maxed out.

My friend spends o much time talking and standing there making me waste my day. What an unbelievable Time Consumer!!

by EvaOne August 20, 2019

Leaving Time

An exclamation of the need to leave swiftly upon something having gone tits up or someone having done something 'Illegal'

"I just lit that bush/car/firestation on fire"
"LEAVING TIME!!"

by LeavingTimeCrew September 5, 2013

Goodday Time

Celebratory time of day, exultation and hilarity typically ensues.

Yo, I am bummed up in this bitch, I can' wait until it's Goodday time so I can get crunkalicious, imo.

by Steve Kaplan December 30, 2004

Craig time

Not real time. Big time lag. 10 min in real time=2 hours craig time.

Craig: I'll be there in 10 min
Guy: real time or craig time?

by c.cleanpipes July 17, 2016

Cheek Time

Originating from the 5th floor of West Hall at the Oregon State University Honors College, Cheek Time refers to the time that which one spends without pants in their dorm room double cheeked up for the the purpose of relaxation, or for the purpose of kanoodling with a significant other.

I heard Madisen had cheek time with her boy toy last night....

Harry relaxed on his bed in his underwear, therefore fulfilling cheek time.

by Patriot1776 February 25, 2020