would-be johns

Someone who was about to pay a prostitute to do sexual favors.

30 Would-Be Johns got busted in prostitution sting.

by garbonzo607 May 21, 2011

John Tyler

a guy so in love with a girl he cant live without her. he loves her so much hed do anything for her

man hes fallen for her like a john tyler

by tylerwuvssam April 18, 2020

John Stamos

He is the hottest American actor in the world. He slayed In she show full house as his character “uncle Jesse” he is fucking incredible and anyone who says he isn’t doesn’t have a fucking brain

John Stamos is fucking hot

by Fullhousesuperfan January 23, 2019

John Emmet

this is the boy who IS SO FREAKING ANNOYING. like they have that chipmunk voice and love fingerboards. they probably have add or adhd and can’t stay still. (they also are really short) a john emmet also wear vans ALL DAY

“omg it’s john emmet! he’s freaking SHORT”

by bry2022 February 21, 2020

John dean

A phsycopathic freak with an embarrassing trim and bad taste in women

Your a proper John dean aren’t u

by Jojo Bates May 27, 2018

DAMN JOHN

an expression that shows surprise

Damn John. She fell off the balcony

by ASAP is a Rockefeller December 28, 2018

John Major

absolute dilf

“john major is such a dilf”

by edwina currie April 5, 2021