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Angry Turds

The phenomenon of getting so stressed out that you have to take a brutal shit in which the excrement flies out at pace, lands with a splash and wreaks chaos and mayhem across the bowl. A physical and splattery manifestation of the internal turmoil.
I was having such a crappy day at work a quick round of angry turds was inevitable. The wreckage was a sight to behold.
by Chatbot eight billion March 25, 2021
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angry china man

The "angry china man" is a uncommon series of species wich dies of hungry and eats dogs,is also very sexy and asks for bob pics and always gets them,NOT INDIAN NOR AMERICAN,considered the god of Asia.
by donutofdonutsofdonuts September 25, 2017
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angry birds

angry parents that refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic because you report ça laisse à désirer and they want you to do better
I had 2 angry birds at home when I was younger.
by Sexydimma March 12, 2015
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Angry Service Truck

When your on your knees changing a tire and the bend door smacks you in the back of the head
Cale was on a road call and was angry service trucked....
by PrincessRose0413 February 19, 2022
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angry drunken skunk

When you drunkenly blow your load on a charcoal colored black girls forehead
Last night I gave this black girl an angry drunken skunk
by Niggerhatinme April 13, 2016
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Angry Grouch

The act of having sex with a midget on a trash can so that they are the same height as you.
He made an "angry grouch" when he banged that midget stripper after her show so hard he knocked her off her trash can. She was pissed.
by DONTHATECELEBRATE April 29, 2012
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Angry parrot

A sex position where the girl flaps like like a parrot on top.
We heard Annah CAWING when her and Chris were angry parroting this weekend.
by Ballsmalls February 16, 2022
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