This condition is similar to beer goggles, it infects law students of all grade level who attempt to start over in their search for romance.
This often leads to "settling" or hooking up with members of ones class who are not attractive.
Because of the limited hotness that law school presents this beer goggle effect is multiplied by 3 in law school.
This often leads to "settling" or hooking up with members of ones class who are not attractive.
Because of the limited hotness that law school presents this beer goggle effect is multiplied by 3 in law school.
Law Student: Hey man, I have been talking to Tracy, she is dime.
Law Students Friend: Man, you must have law school goggles, Tracy is a 3.
Law Student: I think I'm in love.
Law Students Friend: Man, you must have law school goggles, Tracy is a 3.
Law Student: I think I'm in love.
by Law Schoolio July 7, 2009
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I raise my hand just to tell my life experiences.
I think I am smart but really have no life skills besides being a bigot and asshole.
My opinion is the only one that counts.
I am pretty sure I have been everywhere in the world.
I am smarter and know more than my professors.
I am in the bottom of my class.
For some reason the teachers still call on me even though they know only my stupid fucking opinion is going to come out.
I raise my hand just to tell my life experiences.
I think I am smart but really have no life skills besides being a bigot and asshole.
My opinion is the only one that counts.
I am pretty sure I have been everywhere in the world.
I am smarter and know more than my professors.
I am in the bottom of my class.
For some reason the teachers still call on me even though they know only my stupid fucking opinion is going to come out.
A law school gunner would say things like:
"I feel like that isn't right because ya know freedom of contract"
"In New York..."
"I am from Massachusetts and there the law is..."
"I feel like that isn't right because ya know freedom of contract"
"In New York..."
"I am from Massachusetts and there the law is..."
by JoeShomo April 15, 2007
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1) having had only 1 drink
2) having had only ~1 drink/hour
or 3) not drunk enough to have done anything you'd regret
1) having had only 1 drink
2) having had only ~1 drink/hour
or 3) not drunk enough to have done anything you'd regret
-Are you sure you're good to drive?
-Well, I'm *law school* sober...
-You were drinking for 8 hours yesterday?! It's Tuesday!
-It's cool, bro, I was law school sober.
-You went drinking with that Alaskan boy *again*?
-We were law school sober!
-Well, I'm *law school* sober...
-You were drinking for 8 hours yesterday?! It's Tuesday!
-It's cool, bro, I was law school sober.
-You went drinking with that Alaskan boy *again*?
-We were law school sober!
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Despite what the majority think, the Law of Cult Favorites states that there are people who really like Mama-Mia by Abba.
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2. The more work there is to be done, the longer you will procrastinate.
3.
2. The more work there is to be done, the longer you will procrastinate.
3.
You're reading The Three Laws of Procrastination on urban dictionary.. There's got to be something better you could be doing with your life, right..? ... no?.....*sigh*
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Michael: "Hey bro you wanna hit the club up tonight?"
Joel: "No bro I'm getting hella drunk with my girl and chick-bro-in-law tonight, at this fancy restaurant. It's gonna be so bromantic."
Joel: "No bro I'm getting hella drunk with my girl and chick-bro-in-law tonight, at this fancy restaurant. It's gonna be so bromantic."
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Guy: Yeah man...the world cannot go against the Law of In-N-Out
Guy: Yeah man...the world cannot go against the Law of In-N-Out
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