clown grass

Weed that is so strong that you trip out, walk on your own head, dance all night and say the most hilarious things you've ever said.

Sativa dominant, genetically modified from multiple strains over a long, sitting around 30+% thc. Very rare to find, cannot be cloned successfully outside a lab.

I scored some clown grass on my way back from the west coast. The stories are true!

by G Dano May 20, 2024

sex ed clown

Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year

He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you

by Urban Wildlife November 29, 2023

clown

Revolting demons summoned for the sole purpose of eating small children and the weak.

I summon thy clown, for thy has a job to fulfill. There is a man who commit theft and robbed me of my cake. Rape his daughter.

by ViridiusGreene May 23, 2016

dirty birthday clown

When you are having anal sex with someone and they fart and it feels like your dick is being blown up like an animal balloon. Similar to jet wash

This chick last night gave me a dirty birthday clown and all morning my whiz has been sputtering, but the jet wash felt great on my balls.

by Donny Bratsco December 12, 2016

Clown Gangbang

When you have glitter on your face and someone asks you how you got it.

Hey, why have you got glitter on your face? Oh, I was just in a clown gangbang.

by The Frostiest Of Jacks October 20, 2020

Drown the Brown Clown

Taking a shit

Sorry I’m late; I had to go Drown the Brown Clown.

by Deuce22 March 12, 2022

Clown

You

Mike Hawk: You’re not a clown, not even the circus, you a whole carnival

by Ong fr moment December 11, 2020