Canadian Bidet

The act of wiping one's genitalia with a snowball
by cmfw369 December 19, 2020
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canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.
Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.
by KimmyGold September 25, 2015
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Canadian Hot Sauce

Refers to the blood that pours out of your rectum from anal sex when the penis bursts open ass polyps.
Bro: I can't believe my girlfriend didn't tell me she had polyps in her ass before I fucked her! I got blood everywhere!

Friend: Should have grabbed some chicken wings to go with that Canadian Hot Sauce.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017
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Canadian Sunday

When you relieve yourself of all fluids including semen, urine, and fecal matter all at once in the toilet bowl.

Coined by Pat McAfee
Jim left a Canadian Sunday in the toilet last night and forgot, the next morning he was shocked by what he saw.

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by ak4992 January 20, 2023
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Canadian centipede

When 7 or more Canadian men are interconnected behind one female whilst simultaneously moving in and out of each other.
Man one: hey is that a naked conga line?
Man two: holy shit it's a Canadian centipede
by Dirty Chaos April 25, 2017
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Canadian cow pie

When someone diarrhea shits their pants in sub zero temperatures and it insanity freezes to their ass hairs
He has a canadian cow pie because it's -20 degrees outside
by Ginger Savage February 17, 2021
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Canadian bj

Oral relations performed over the jeans
The zipper was stuck on my jeans so she gave me a Canadian bj.
by Jedidiah Shiddydix February 25, 2018
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