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Taking the Peanut

A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.
Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…
by Big_Sak March 20, 2008
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turkington

puttnam's last name!!!!
putnam turkington
laugh wid me homie!!!!
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talking crisco

making an untrue statement with intent to deceive
burg isn't speaking the truth; he's talking crisco!!!
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talking monkies

the most awsome thing known to man
dude, those talking monkies is so fuxin awsome
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Taking the cow to market

"Did you see the size of that bird Dave's shagging"
"Yes his, Taking the cow to market"
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talkingheimer's

When you're talking and basically go blank or talk in circles because you can't remember what you were talking about in the first place. A more modern word for "brainfart".
"The other day I was taking Jojo to the park and...?....What was I saying? Uummmm...okay, I just had a talkingheimer's moment!" or "I just went talkingheimer's."
by Cyndi Schoen January 23, 2009
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tanking

im tanking my boyfriend tonight!
by imapriest April 13, 2009
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