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Russian Mustache

The act of giving a shoulder ride while the rider is facing backwards causing their pubic hair to sit on your upper lip as though it was a russian man's mustache.
I let out a sneeze when the curly hair from my Russian mustache tickled my nose.
by Otown1988 October 27, 2020
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Russian skinny jeans

Tight tapered track pants worn typically by soccer players or overweight middle aged russian men. Complemented usually by a borscht-stained whife beater and a gold chain.
Boris drank too much vodka and soiled his Russian skinny jeans.
by theejaybles December 10, 2016
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Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.
The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes
by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014
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Russian curb stomp

Choking someone until thy pass out, snapping their neck, tripping them onto a curb and stomping on it until it pops like a grape
Bro last night i fucked a bitch and then Russian curb stomped her
by Russian Curb Stomp September 2, 2019
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russian pipe

when a fire cracker is lit and put down a fence pipe and then a volenteer sits down on the pipe, While smoke going you their ass. then another person fucks and cums inside the ass while smoke come out the mouth
by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019
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Russian Jesus

The man who walked on tanks

Turned water into Vodka

Gave children trench coats

His mom was a mob boss

His dad was a whore
Did you hear about Russian Jesus? He is GOD
by Mr. Jesus.com March 23, 2022
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Russian Salad

Straight Vodka.
Since Russians don't have a lot of vegetables, they have to make due with making salad from potatoes. And what better than turning those potatoes into delicious Vodka.
Hey bro, Could you hook us up with some Russian Salad, We were going to party hard tonight!
by BadChad60nad November 10, 2020
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