Peter horny

the term of being as excited or “horny” as the character Your Boyfriend from the game YBF when in contact with anything or the player, referred to as Y/N.

i didn’t know i managed to make you peter horny

by s0urcrow September 05, 2021

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Uncle Peter portion

A portion of food that would feed one uncle Peter but about 50 other humans

The lasagne was an uncle Peter portion

by Ass cracker 56 January 03, 2024

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peter handscomb

A professional sportsman who is so shit, everyone wonders how they ever got a contract playing professionally.

Whilst a sports game;
“Oh man, number 3 is such a Peter Handscomb”.

by Aaaahdvsmdldbd December 29, 2018

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Peter Cottontail

The act of inhailing a fart cloud of cocaine from a woman's ass.

I asked christy for a Peter cottontail, so she butt-chugged an 8 ball of cocaine and poofed a sweet cloud of happy dust into my face.

by Peter Cotton Tail26 March 15, 2017

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Peter R

This is the guy, who I fell in love with. I might have a few x's but I have never felt deeply loved. Honestly, right now, I'm blindly falling in love and I don't really know what have I put myself into. But, as for now we are not talking anymore cause, he lost his phone. Well if he never really loved me, then that's fine with me, cause I am the one who chooses to love him and only him. I actually have decided that this Petet R will be the very last boyfriend I will date. So yeah!... thanks for reading my short story folkes🫠...don't mind my obsession with him🙈🥰. Love you guys😘

Me: Dada please don't call me if you are tired oukay!!... cause I know that you must be feeling weak after work
Peter(him): Don't worry mama I will surely call you oukay!

2 HRS LATER
😴😴🛌🥱💤😴🥱🥹🤣🤦 ♀️Peter R is now in 🛌

by Mama_Rosa November 23, 2023

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