Penis Penance

When your wife/partner has to spend some time working the shaft as a result of a wrong doing that they committed..

Person 1: Honey! I just bought a new handbag and shoes with your bonus cheque!

Person 2: Dam! You need some Penis Penance to make up for that shit!!

by MrPabloE September 16, 2018

penis rape

Having something forcefully shoved up your dick hole.

The worst thing to ever exist.

Jimmy if you dont shut the fuck up about my dad leaving me, I'm going to penis rape you with a crowbar!

by Greg Heffly's dummy thicc ass April 19, 2019

penis weiner fart lol poopoo

when u shidid and cumd lol 😂 😂 😂 ehfnxjdkfkanns BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH bryehbrncn bruj bruh bruh

bro i literally just penis weiner fart lol poopoo it felted sooo good especially when i got to the pissing part

by cum fart man grandma emoji February 10, 2021

penis grief

That’s when you wake up in the middle of the night and look at the person next of you and say:

“Somebody help me. I just fucked a lady”

Johnny: I woke up last night with penis grief

by DooksDookie July 11, 2021

Penis Ruffle

One who is of such insignificance he is as the skin of an old mans penis. Ruffle can refer to the wrinkles on a ruffles potato chip, being that old men's penis's are wrinkly like this.

Damn nigga chops! Sam is such a penis ruffle!

by krazychichi August 8, 2009

Penis Popper

The act of which sticking a lit firework down your Urethra and letting it explode.

If that guy flirts with my girl one more time ill give him the old penis popper.

by Fuck off, no October 26, 2020

Penis Pants

Latex pants that mold around your waist and penis. The penis sticks out from the body but is still covered.

"These penis pants are cool, but they squeak too much"

by PatternOfChaos July 8, 2004