Blue Phone

When you show up to work with a fully charged phone and every intention of draining the battery, but then shit hits the fan and it stays in your pocket.

I was going to spend the first hour at work playing games on my phone, but my boss came in early and blue phoned me.

by CptRaven June 17, 2025

Phone RIP

When your phone decides to play cringe music in the middle of class when you did nothing to trigger it to go off

Damn it, a Phone RIP got me detention again.

by Vizonex May 23, 2021

Phone froze up

When your phone is froze up and won't go down.

She be like you on viagra or what your phone froze up

by Richard Fittzwell 187 February 13, 2023

Poon Phone

A phone containing many contacts which provide a good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch often made at late night summons. The poon phone is used to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis (just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck").

Can I use Bob’s cell to get some women over at this party? I hear he has a poon phone!

I have seven sluts on my contacts list; does this mean I have a poon phone?

by PoonDaPoon! June 13, 2011

phone manners

The fake tone of voice and politeness that you put on when making an Important phonecall.

"Get Callum to phone the landlord, he has the best Phone manners"

by Matt ledwitch September 19, 2007

Phone afterglow

What follows a satisfying session of phone sex

Despite being thousands of miles apart, Sam and Jo treasured the time they spent in phone afterglow, gazing into their screens as though they were face to face.

by smendler March 13, 2018

Phone

Something to shove your arse while their are notifications

Oh shit... that phone shocked me...

by Ididntsignupforthis February 29, 2024