meat static

when you are fucking a womans hairy asshole and or vaginal sex with no protection (dry as fuck) and her ass pubes rub with you pubes and a electrical charge is produced, which then shocks your groin rocket.

scott was lucky he didnt get meat static when he was raping vanessa in her hairy ass hole with no lube.

by weiner beaner February 12, 2008

Grundle meats

Collectively, the soft tissues hanging pendulously from the anterior grundle region made up of the male member AND the scrotum. Often cusped together for protection or to send a clear message to an opponent.

It's important to wash the "grundle meats" after a strenuous match or you'll be sorry!

by Port chew geezer December 3, 2007

meat cleavage

Meat cleavage is when a guy's pants are either riding up or so tight that you can see his bulge through his pants.

Dude are those pants from 8th grade or something? You can totally see your meat cleavage.

by Killumslow October 29, 2007

meat smash

Using a hammer, or some hard object to repeatedly smash your dick and balls.

dude, I'm still sore from that meat smash.

by CJ Frodge January 3, 2008

Pee-Meat

Pee-Meat is when a chick takes a hotdog and sticks it in her vagina. Then has pieces of meat hanging around her vagina

Dude, when i hooked up with that chick. She had Pee-meat and it was nasty

by Rydollisize June 12, 2008

meat bubble

A meat bubble is when you fart and it feels like a bubble rolls up your taint.

Mike's taint was tickled by a meat bubble.

by Bubble Boy April 9, 2008

meat envelope

(noun) A vagina; a meat wallet.

I slammed her meat envelope well.

Most everone's hands had been on her meat envelope.

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008