a cool girl who everyone loves and is better than everyone else and everyone loves her even though she is kinda slutty
dude1: Dude, she's been with everyone.
dude2: Yeah, but she is wicked nice and hot as bawls.
dude1: She is a pretentiously cool slut, no joke.
dude2: Yeah, but she is wicked nice and hot as bawls.
dude1: She is a pretentiously cool slut, no joke.
by elizabeth ray October 4, 2005

People who think they are above joining facebook or believe they have better things to do that go on facebook.
Mark: Hey Bill you the only one from from our graduaitng class without a facebook?
Bill: I guess, I'm too cool for facebook
Mark: Whatever...loser
Bill: I guess, I'm too cool for facebook
Mark: Whatever...loser
by top rat April 11, 2010

by Bree April 6, 2004

An otherwise dull and uninteresting person who freely share cocaine with people free of any sexual expectation or subtext.
He's described as a "Really Cool Guy" at the party but beyond the fact that he carries cocaine around just to get attention he is really not very interesting at all.
by La Nacho Libre September 13, 2011

Something you say to a square when they tell a dumb joke, or to a square when they try to do something to impress you and make an ass of themself.
The square says, "hey everyone, I just smoked an oregano joint, whew-wee, what a rush!"
The response, "wow, cool beans. Bitch."
The response, "wow, cool beans. Bitch."
by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006

A response to any of the comments made by Junaid Yasin, a brown senior at Parkway West High School because everything he says has completely no relevance to the current conversation. Cool Story Bro is also known as the "ultimate shutdown".
by coolstorybro123456 February 22, 2011

by Some Gay Ass Nigger December 2, 2016
