cow

An animal or a person whom eats a lot, or the person blocking your way in the supermaket with the super large booty

1:hey stop eating your such a COW!! if you keep eating you might just look like one

by OMGsosexy January 11, 2013

Cow Puppy

A small or baby cow

Grandma shouted "ooh look at all the cow puppy!" As we drive past a calf at the dairy farm last spring

by FaintRush November 9, 2025

cow kick

when you get kicked by a cow

Matthew "i just been cow kicked"

by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018

slut cow

A term to describe a woman who tried to steal your man but everyone has been with this women and to be a slut cow you must be bigger than a cow but think your as small as a corn stalk

Look at Tracy she is slut cowing again

by LovemeSteaveen January 22, 2017

Cow Slapping

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.

Yo, Jared my grandma got a CRAZY cow slapping this morning.

by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025

cow

its your mom

your mom is a cow

by hard cocks in my ass October 21, 2021

mexican cow

the name you give your fecal matter after a Chipotle bowl.

Ordered a double meat and bean burrito so I can make a Mexican cow later.

by ahussa44 December 9, 2020