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Alabama Vicegrips

When you and your sister are fuckin in the garage and she decides to take a giant hit off of a vape and blow the cloud through your dick hole, like when you were a little kid in the second grade at lunchtime and you would blow through your straw and Into your chocolate milk to make a bunch of bubbles, it's kinda like that.
yo babe, those Alabama Vicegrips last night really hurt, I think I need to go to the doctor
by Lou Sassoul December 17, 2019
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Alabama Hot Pocket

It is when during sex you shit in a Females vagina and you proceed (optional) to fuck it with your dick or fingers.
Naw bro, I can’t go to the party. I will be giving Jessica and Alabama Hot Pocket
by Go fuck yourself, bitch! January 20, 2021
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Alabama Looking

Someone who looks trashy, or unkept is usually a person with poor hygiene.
That person is Alabama looking with a beard, ripped up clothes, and smells bad.
by jondich May 5, 2024
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Alabama Birdie

When you cum in a bitches butt and she squats over your face to feed it back to you.
Dude guess what we fuckin did last night Kyle. She gave me the Alabama Birdie it was sick.
by gffyd May 8, 2025
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Birmingham, alabama

A city full of grown ass adults who act like children. It's very rare you meet someone in Birmingham that acts their own age. Nobody here has any dignity or respect for anyone or anything. the locals all dick ride each other and will treat you like shit if you're not from there. Everybody loves drama and picking fights for no reason. Definitely The biggest shithole in the southeast.
by anonymous December 17, 2023
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alabama grandma

A Boomer / Karen who is racist or otherwise conservative.
My teacher refused to call my friend by their pronouns. What an Alabama Grandma.
by Alana808 May 26, 2024
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Alabama Firefighter

The act of cleansing ones-self by having a woman squirt on your body. This is performed after partaking in sexual acts having to do with defecation (especially on one's chest) by a sexual partner. The cleansing partner does not need to be the same one that defecated on you. However, you do get extra points if you are cleansed by your sister. Roll tide.
"You let her give you an Alabama Firefighter to wash the poop off your chest." -R.B.
by rustytrombonemsp November 15, 2024
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