Brain Sprain

A temporary condition usually caused by a blow to the head, or the consumption of too much Alcohol, resulting in the inability to remember a Goddamn thing.

" Dude, I had such a Brain Sprain last night, that I forgot everything! "

by BtotheRtotheItotheAtotheN September 20, 2012

brain garbage

1. useless clutter that fills brain space, such as infomercial jingles, ex-significant-others' egg preferences, etc.

2. the jumbled words that mistakenly escape when one attempts to speak when tired, intoxicated, or otherwise distracted

"I totally spewed brain garbage all over Josh when he asked me what time it was. I think I told him 'no, I like green apples.'"

by fizzygirl October 26, 2007

Tall Brain

When Someone is not Galaxy Brains and not Smooth Brains.

Person one: I got 7 out of ten questions right

Person two: You're so Tall Brains!

by TheHumanInBlue November 29, 2020

sick brains

a good old fashion blowjob

your chick gave me sick brains behind blockbuster

by gunther hunter May 26, 2009

Brain Meats

The tasty delicious meats, found exclusively within the skulls of the stupid, infirm, obese and young. Often craved by zombies and cadaver kids (AKA goths).

q:My brain meats hurt!
a:Could that be because a zombie is munching on them?

by Sangre Meum June 1, 2010

Kemosabe Brain

A joking term referring to the disorientation, forgetfulness, random changes in opinion and taste, and other mental problems that result from chemotherapy. Also spelled chemosabe.

'Why are you dressed up?'
'Because it's Saturday, and we're going to your prat of a brother-in-law's birthday party. Remember?'
'Oh, the Tory Tottenham supporter? I like him. I forgot to buy a present!'
'Yeah...bit of kemosabe brain, there?'

by maduixa June 18, 2012

brain drain

a debate between 2 leftwing streamers: "Vaush" and "MikefromPA" happening on twitch.tv on the 7 March 2021

Did you watch the debate of Vaush and Mike ? It was so exhausting and annoying to watch, "what a brain drain"

by justBender March 7, 2021